YOU must CHOOSE! giving you messed-up choices since 2007…
Haven’t done one of these in a while!

If you’ve never played “You must Choose” before, it’s easy — kind of. The idea is to choose between two or more seemingly impossible, or at least disturbing, choices.

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And some of them are really messed up like…

You win a real estate sweepstakes, and the prize is your dream home, yay!

Only thing is…the house must be built either next door to a sketchy liquor store, or directly on a busy highway (literally right on the highway, like, you look out your kitchen window and see automobiles driving past your front lawn).

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Do you choose to build your house on the highway, where you may gaze at gridlock every weekday afternoon, or next door to the liquor store, which comes alive with riff-raff every night? Je moet kiezen.

You receive a letter one day from a well-known eccentric billionaire. He explains that he was the elderly gentleman you politely held the door open for at Pasta Pomodoro last week, and he wants to give you $5 million (after taxes!) if you do one of the following:

Give up bathing/showering for an entire year (and no, you may not take sponge baths, run naked through your neighbor’s sprinklers, bring a bar of Dr. Bronner’s soap with you into the ocean, or use baby wipes all over your stinky self. No bathing of any kind.

Wear an itchy, bejeweled two-piece thong bikini everywhere you go for 5 years.

Quit wearing makeup for 10 years. Je moet kiezen.

For being their ten millionth customer, a major makeup retailer gives you the opportunity to wipe the slate clean and rebuild your entire makeup collection from scratch! I’m talking makeup, brushes — the whole nine yards.

De vangst? (There’s always a catch.) You may only choose products from two brands…

Which brands? Je moet kiezen.

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Leave your answers in the comments, babe! I can’t wait to read ’em.

Uw vriendelijke wijk schoonheidsverslaafde,

Karen